Yaaaaa WHAT?!?!

I call my mother today, ask if her if she has any time to spend with her hard-working son. Of her own busy schedule, this is what she offers:

Mom: "There's a wonderful concert Saturday night you can come to."
Me: "Oh no. It's at temple, isn't it?"
Mom: "Listen here--"
Me: "I am not going to a temple concert."
Mom: "He's a Jewish Gospel singer."
Me: "NO way!"
Mom: "He was on Oprah."
Me: "NO! I have to go now, Mom."
Mom: "I'll take you out to dinner."
Me: "Okay. I'll go."

Gotta love her.
Ben