One Fabulous Fiddler

As if being Jewish AND gay wasn't hard enough, the legitimate theater community today marked the beginning of a new era in stunt casting. Harvey Feirstein, the she-male/shim/himer/herim/gravel box who recently made Aqua Net acceptable again with his starring role in Broadway's "Hairspray," is the front-runner to replace Doc-Oc (Alfred Molina) in Broadway's latest revival of "Fiddler on the Roof."

http://www.broadway.com/Gen/Buzz_Story.aspx?ci=502023

What's next? Clay Aiken in "Cats"? JLo in "The Phantom of the Opera"? Oh I know, how about Paris Hilton in "A Streetcar Named Desire"? Can't you just see it?

Stanley Kowalski: "Steellllaaaa!!!!!!"
Blanche DuBois: "That's hot"

Yes, it's true. The world's gayest animal has just gayed up the homosexualest medium there is; its combined powers have formed the inevidable: The HomoJewiCal.

I'm moving to Peru. Join me, will you?