12.10.05

Chew-me-up-and-spit-me-out-bacca is Back!

There was a girl we, I mean they, called Chewbacca in high school. She had monstrous red hair and a mouth that could make your eyes water in fright.*

Anyshit, here's a story you're going to love. It's got all the elements of a heartbreaker: Intrigue, international espionage, some really huge hairy man tits. Be careful. It might bite.

My favorite paragraph is the fourth, but some say the sixth is a killer too. Read them all. Have a toilet handy.

-Ben-bacca

*I typed freight by mistake at first, before realizing it didn't make sense to say "eyes water in freight." Unless, of course, you were on a train and you were crying. Back to my stories.

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