An Apple a Day, or So They Say

Apple has not approved of the use of their gay dancing black man as
seen on the bottom right of this window. They have also not
disapproved, so there you go.

I have started calling my lady friends "boo" and my male friends
"Mark." Why Mark? Why not?

On the topic of Mark, do you know why so many gay men are named Mark?
Or why so many Marks are born gay? Or why we park in a driveway and
drive in a parkway?

E-mail me at bdsiegel@gmail.com with your thoughts. Until then, be kind, rewind.