From now on, I'm signing all correspondence with a version of the following:
Crazy in Carolina
Sappy in Saratoga
Cringing in Colorado
Tipsy in Telluride
Ornary in Orlando
Fucking Pissed in Williamsville
...you get the point.
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Oozing in Oklahoma
Narcoleptic in Nebraska
Incarcerated in Indiana
Crapped My Pants in Colorado
These were supposed to be based on actual events, right?
Constipated in Constantinople
Clairvoyant in Cleveland
Bloody in Blaine
And yes, I mean Blaine from "Waiting for Guffman."
Bloody in Blaine may very well be the name of my second album. The first, a trip through Americana folk with a glam rock infusion by way of Swiss synth pop, will be called Greatest Hits. No one will have to know I was only big in Japan. Unless they listen to David Hasselholf or Jennifer Love Hewitt, in which case they can go fuck themselves.
Clearly, what I mean with this was, thank you for your comment. Corky/Albertson in '08!
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