Golden Girl

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Blanche Devereaux, French for Blanche Devereaux.

Coral, Go Back to Your Reef

Coral is a beotch to end all beotches. I'm speaking, of course, of the former Miz-lover, Coral on The Real World/Road Rules, or as I call it, Road Tools, Challenge. She's a whore. I hate her.

Okay, back to life now.
Esca-later,
Ben

Names of Fictitious People Who Show Up In The Subject Lines of Porn Spam Email I Get In My Inbox

Larry Houston
Gustavo Preston
Lula Ferguson
Hannah Ybarra
Susan S. Trimester
Thorniest J. Steamers
Commute H. Maul
Circumscription B. Reynaldo
Lenard Drake
Bianca Howard
Marion Lucero
Christy Ashley
Angleworms A. Rivaled
Willard I. Become
Proudly C. Afro
Napoleon Medina
Butler D. Safes
Galen Correa
Tidiness D. Weapon
Inconsiderately U. Vainglory
Beseeching S. Regrets
Espresso V. Cryptozoic
Fluctuations E. Squarely
Maddened U. Morgan
Smiled Q. Affectioned
Christopher Cross
Michael D. Ostrander